Station Fire Was Started By Man
Lightning has been ruled out as a possible cause of the Station Fire, according to officials from the U.S. Forest Service. That leaves humanity as the cause.
Investigators have yet to determine if it was accidental or intentional.
You are now a suspect. Have a nice day.
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I’ve heard people say, “You da Man!”
I used to think it was a compliment, but now it’s sounding more like an accusation.