Pseudo-celebrity parking tard

By David Markland
February 3rd, 2009 @ 7:39 PM Celebrity, Driving, Twitter

 

Legendary Angelyne's legendary Corvette's legendary parking job.

Legendary Angelyne's legendary Corvette's legendary parking job.

The selfmade billboard superstar Angelyne was spotted at Nature Mart in Loz Feliz this evening with her trademark pink Corvette. Cutter kindly (and quickly, because at Metblogs this is considered breaking news) sent in the pic.

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15 Comments so far

  1. frazgo on February 3rd, 2009 @ 8:02 pm

    yeah Cutter…but maybe her implants were in the way and she couldn’t operate the steering wheel right?

    Great catch and mucho kudos to Cutter.


  2. Julia Frey (lajulia) on February 3rd, 2009 @ 8:41 pm

    I saw her once in real life — in 1989 and she looked OLD then. Clearly her eyesight has really gone. Poor dear.


  3. waltarrrrr on February 3rd, 2009 @ 9:19 pm

    She shops at NATURE Mart?


  4. westondeboer on February 4th, 2009 @ 9:43 am

    in my opinion she can park however she wants to.


  5. marshall on February 4th, 2009 @ 9:45 am

    Angelyne can park wherever and however she wants, she’s too awesome for our mundane and ordinary parking ethics.


  6. rosh on February 4th, 2009 @ 9:45 am

    Hmmm… Her wikipedia page says her license plate should read "ANGLYNE". Could this be an impostor of a pseudo-celebrity?


  7. robbbbb on February 4th, 2009 @ 10:12 am

    I think the Nature Mart attracts both parking and driving tards. As a pedestrian in the neighborhood, I’ve been nearly hit by tards going in and out of that parking lot multiple times.


  8. lamapnerd on February 4th, 2009 @ 10:50 am

    I see Rosh beat me to it. For years now, the vanity plate on Angelyne’s ‘vette has been ANGLYNE, not ANGELNN. (And I believe it was ANGLYN back in the days of six-letter license plates.) (Yes, I’m that old. :-))

    I suppose she might have changed it, though I don’t know why she would. I think I’m just not quite ready to wrap my brain around the idea of an Angelyne impostor.


  9. David Markland (markland) on February 4th, 2009 @ 10:58 am

    While I’d be even more excited by the idea of an Angelyne imposter (as would she) I’m sorry to report that Cutter witnessed Angelyne IN the store as well. I do believe hearing somewhere that she either replaced her other Corvette or purchased a second… if replaced, I’m curious why she didn’t just renew the plate?


  10. lamapnerd on February 4th, 2009 @ 11:29 am

    …and of course Cutter could never be fooled by an Angelyne impostor, right? :-)

    Seriously, anyone who’d go so far as to duplicate the pink ‘vette and imitate the vanity plate would undoubtedly have the blonde wig, the sunglasses, and the improbable pneumatic profile as well.

    (I do know that Angelyne swapped her 2004 ‘vette for a newer 2008 model not long ago, so maybe the plates were changed then.)

    (Please don’t ask how I know that. :-))


  11. David Markland (markland) on February 4th, 2009 @ 11:41 am

    Like I said, I prefer the impostor theory! ;)


  12. bromike666 on February 4th, 2009 @ 11:53 am

    She scares me.


  13. blvdjohnny on February 4th, 2009 @ 12:41 pm

    was she using a walker ?


  14. blvdjohnny on February 4th, 2009 @ 12:44 pm

    kidding


  15. carolineoncrack on February 4th, 2009 @ 4:45 pm

    Actually I was thinking that either she’s just really old or her medication renders her unable to park within the lines.



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