Comments on: Now hiring: undercover hipster

By: libertad

libertad — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:21:51 +0000

Agent 2009 (aka Daniel Craig-slist), your mission is to infiltrate the Silverlake Trader Joe’s this weekend.

By: evan

evan — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:24:47 +0000

Great, you’ve blown their cover (preemptively): now "network[s] of hip, socially powerful individuals" are going to be wary of new acquaintances with "STRONG social skills to gain their confidence, establish friendships, and get welcomed into social circles".

By: Matt Mason

Matt Mason — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:49:36 +0000

Will.I.Am — I can: "middle-aged hipster PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR/DETECTIVE"

By: frazgo

frazgo — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:05:26 +0000

lol, didn’t catch the "hip" part, definitely not me…the diverse, middle aged and middle class sums me and my ‘hood up though

By: celsius1414

celsius1414 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:37:27 +0000

Dr. Evil: "There’s nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster."

By: WILL•I•AM CAMPBELL

WILL•I•AM CAMPBELL — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:52:01 +0000

At the moment I can think of no greater social oxymoron than the term "middle-aged hipster."

By: frazgo

frazgo — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:30:54 +0000

damn why on earth would anyone want to infiltrate my ‘hood – just ask me for the invite and you can join our boring middle class games.

By: celsius1414

celsius1414 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:41:37 +0000

What, no requirements for ironic asides and devastatingly witty repartee? No politically poignant facial hair and jewelry? No fancifully decrepit, fashion-forward-backward sense of style?

I smell a rat!