Top 8 reasons to vote yea on Prop 8: Stop gay marriage!
Posted By David Markland On October 9, 2008 @ 12:32 pm In Commentary, Rants, Twitter | Comments Disabled
[1]#8: With gay marriages will come gay divorces [2]. Does our country need more divorces? Didn’t think so.
#7: Brad Pitt said he wouldn’t get married until marriage is available to everyone [3], meaning gays. Do gay men or straight woman want Pitt off the market? Didn’t think so.
#6: If being gay becomes more mainstream, there will be less need of closets. Do you really want closet manufacturers [4] to be laid off? Didn’t think so.
#5: Gay marriage would apply pressure on more men to “commit.” Really, fellow men, do you want to encorage this sort of behavior? Didn’t think so.
#4: Married same sex couples will stop referring to themselves as cryptic “partners” and instead as “spouses.” Do you hate mysteries? Didn’t think so.
#3: The further mainstreaming of gay marriage will result in more movies like, “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.” [5] Do you hate America? Didn’t think so.
#2: Under Governor Mitt Romney, Massachusetts made gay marriage legal. Do you liberals want to be like Mitt Romney? Didn’t think so.
#1: More weddings, gay or otherwise = more wedding showers and wedding gifts. Do you really want to spend more time browsing wedding registeries at Pottery Barn for anything affordable besides something called a soup tureen? Didn’t think so.
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[1] Image: http://img.metblogs.com/la/files/2008/10/picture-23.png
[2] gay divorces: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025164/
[3] said he wouldn’t get married until marriage is available to everyone: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,1533247,00.html
[4] closet manufacturers: http://www.closetfactory.com
[5] “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.”: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762107/
[6] Preserving traditional marriage, one illicit affair at a time: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/01/10/preserving-traditional-marriage-one-illicit-affair-at-a-time/
[7] Prop 8: Mormon money and the black vote: http://la.metblogs.com/2008/11/29/prop-8-mormon-money-and-the-black-vote/
[8] CA Gay group will wait until 2012 for Prop 8 repeal effort: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/08/12/ca-gay-group-will-wait-until-2012-for-prop-8-repeal-effort/
[9] Marriage Equality canvas set for SGV this Sunday: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/07/20/31317/
[10] Special election next Tuesday connects to Prop 8: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/03/19/special-election-next-tuesday-connects-to-prop-8/
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