This week’s dedicated boozer award goes to the 74-year-old woman, who after smashing her Caddy into Joe’s Food Mart in Norwalk and driving halfway through the store, got out, removed a six pack of Budweiser from the refrigerator and tried to purchase more beer. Kudos to the cashier who, the Press-Telegram reports, would not sell to her.

It’s a holiday weekend folks, remember to buy enough beer.

(Schizoform’s beer straw photo used through a creative commons license.)

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