http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:51:12 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51101 chantelle Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:25:13 +0000 http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51101 I would combine ornithology and cultural studies in order to finally explain twitter. I would combine ornithology and cultural studies in order to finally explain twitter.

]]> http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51077 johnnyherbs Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:22:04 +0000 http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51077 my email is jrrecycling at gmail dot com : ) my email is jrrecycling at gmail dot com : )

]]> http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51076 johnnyherbs Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:20:26 +0000 http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51076 if I was a scientist I would create a high powered wind/water blaster to blow the filth off my body at the end of each day. What is a bigger waste of time, energy, and water than personal hygiene anyway? Nothing. if I was a scientist I would create a high powered wind/water blaster to blow the filth off my body at the end of each day. What is a bigger waste of time, energy, and water than personal hygiene anyway? Nothing.

]]> http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51068 boyhowdy Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:46:42 +0000 http://la.metblogs.com/2008/06/30/we-are-scientists-blood-arm-cut-off-your-hands-at-the-el-rey/#comment-51068 I would use sting theory to develop a way for cats from the future to speak to us directly through our collective cerebral cortex and guide humanity to our ancestral home on Mars. Or I'd at least give my cats the ability to tell me where they hid the 'sippy' part of my nalgene water bottle. Of course, I am sure that would enable them to extort extra brushings & catnip. As 'Oppy" Oppenheimer could tell us, there's downside to every technological advance. I would use sting theory to develop a way for cats from the future to speak to us directly through our collective cerebral cortex and guide humanity to our ancestral home on Mars. Or I’d at least give my cats the ability to tell me where they hid the ’sippy’ part of my nalgene water bottle. Of course, I am sure that would enable them to extort extra brushings & catnip. As ‘Oppy" Oppenheimer could tell us, there’s downside to every technological advance.

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