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Monday Bullets: L.A. Has a Center!

Posted By Jason Burns On March 31, 2008 @ 11:37 am In LA bloggers | Comments Disabled

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  • The Dodgers came “home” to the Coliseum over the weekend. Rene’s Ramblings [1] was there. He sat in Section 26 Row 56. He was the guy wearing blue.
  • Words For My Enjoyment [2] hates people that eat while driving. He presents the Auto-Eater Driver’s Examination Test. Learn the proper way to make a left turn while eating a Taco Bell bean burrito.
  • Scribe Skid Row [3] gives us a first-hand account of getting his life turned around by getting his California driver’s license and signing up for continuing education classes.
  • The Rogue Wave [4] takes in a show by the Magnum Opus players. They “perform unsolicited screenplays in horrible condition which have been sent to an unnamed mainstream Hollywood film company.”

Within a few lines of the opening, the nature of the script was painfully clear. Mis-formatted, awkwardly worded and full of unnatural-sounding dialogue with tons of spelling and punctuation errors. And every gaffe was performed, as written, by the cast.

  • And attention Silver Lake and Echo Park: You are not Eastsiders. West Hollywood: You’re not necessarily Westsiders. Glendale: You’re in the Valley. Deal with it. The Militant Angeleno [5] puts his foot down on Eastside-Westside debate. The discussion is over… at least until the comments begin.

Related posts:

  1. Friday Bullets: The Return [6]
  2. My Michael Jackson Memorial Tix: Staples Center Taketh Then Giveth Away [7]
  3. Visit the Garment Workers’ Center Pop-Up Fair Trade Store [8]
  4. HAPPY MONDAY [9]
  5. Heads Up: Obama Street Closures [10]


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URLs in this post:

[1] Rene’s Ramblings: http://a4theroad.blogspot.com/2007/02/life-more-about-me.html

[2] Words For My Enjoyment: http://www.pauldavidson.net/2008/03/27/the-auto-eater-drivers-test/

[3] Scribe Skid Row: http://scribeskidrow.blogspot.com/2008/03/finally-taking-my-continuing-education.html

[4] The Rogue Wave: http://rougewave.blogspot.com/2008/03/hopping-against-hop.html

[5] The Militant Angeleno: http://militantangeleno.blogspot.com/2008/03/journey-to-center-of-townorthe-militant.html

[6] Friday Bullets: The Return: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/09/18/friday-bullets-the-return/

[7] My Michael Jackson Memorial Tix: Staples Center Taketh Then Giveth Away: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/07/06/my-michael-jackson-memorial-tix-staples-center-taketh-than-giveth-away/

[8] Visit the Garment Workers’ Center Pop-Up Fair Trade Store: http://la.metblogs.com/2008/12/10/visit-the-garment-workers-center-pop-up-fair-trade-store/

[9] HAPPY MONDAY: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/08/24/happy-monday/

[10] Heads Up: Obama Street Closures: http://la.metblogs.com/2009/03/18/heads-up-obama-street-closures/

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