Pictured: Vivid-Alt’s Eon McKai

“If you don’t like porn, then get the fuck out!”

Yelled by the bartenders at Bar 107 in Downtown LA on Thursday night, that line marked the beginning of the release party for Vivid-Alt’s newest adult film Eastside Story, starring the previously-mentioned Dana DeArmond (MySpace) and Lexi Bardot (who coincidentally was just on The Howard Stern Show last Monday), and directed by Vena Virago.

More, including three photos (two of which are potentially NSFW), after the jump.

As if the cheering by the crowd when the party began wasn’t surreal enough, the abrupt switch from NCAA March Madness basketball to hardcore pornography on the overhead television sets certainly was. I’d imagine that the look on the faces of the patrons who didn’t know about this event was rather priceless.

I was only able to stick around for about an hour, but by the time I left the place was packed, and I’m sure the party continued until closing time.

More photos from the party, courtesy of Eon McKai (MySpace).

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